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| Discipline the ParentsGeorge is 16 years old, stands 5’9”, weighs 190 lbs and lives a sedentary life. He never exercises. He indulges in eating “delicious” foods and playing video games. You can find George sleeping 10 to 12 hours per day during the summer and on weekends. Now, at the age of 16, he has an ailment that takes most men 40 years to acquire - an ailment that comes after many years of indulgence in fatty foods, red meats and alcohol. George isn’t the only member in the family with health complications. Every Lee copes with several conditions.
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| The Uncultured Slob Friend: Sigh…I don’t like this place. I wish I could tap my heels together three times…’There’s no place like home.’ Me: Is that from Alice in Wonderland? Friend: What? No! It’s from The Wizard of Oz. Don’t you know? Me: Yah, of course I know! The book came before the movie right? Friend: What, how can you NOT know??? You UNCULTURED SLOB! … “You uncultured slob!” Wow, it’s been a while since I last heard that. Nine years ago, my grade 10 English teacher called me one for thinking Camelot was a stable for camels. And between grade 7 and grade 10, teachers frequently reminded me of how culturally challenged I was, even by CBC standards (Canadian born Chinese).
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| Life AcceleratesPatty: I don't want to have kids yet. Life is so busy. If I had kids now, I won't have time for anything else. I don't know how other moms take care of kids and live for themselves.
John: But Patty, life only gets tougher as you get older. Time moves faster with age. It's like driving. There's a wall at the end of the road. The closer you get to the wall, the harder you step on the gas, so that on impact, you'll get a quick and painless death.
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